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German word of the day: Der Schattenparker

Always thought that parking your car in the shade was the best thing to do? The German language seems to disagree.

German word of the day: Der Schattenparker
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This word is made up from 'shadow' or 'shade' (der Schatten) and der Parker. So a Schattenparker is literally somebody who parks their car in the shade in order to avoid it heating up in the sun.

While this may sound like a sensible idea and not one worth criticizing, this word is used to dismiss someone as a wimp. Parking in the shade to avoid the sun is seen as a sign of weakness.

This criticism definitely contradicts the stereotype that Germans normally favour sensible behaviour.

In fact, it would seem the Germans look lowly on a number of behaviours as there are a vast number of similar German compound words which also mock habits seen as weak.

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Here are a few other German compound nouns which are used to insult others…

Der Sockenschläfer- sock sleeper

Der Warmduscher– warm showerer

Der Frühbucher- early booker

Der Chefwitzlacher- someone who laughs at their bosses’ jokes

Der Jeansbügler- jeans ironer

Der Teetrinker -someone who drinks tea

Der Sitzpinkler- (a man) who wees sitting down

Das Weichei– soft egg

Der Handschuhschneeballwerfer- the glove-snowball-thrower (someone who needs to wear gloves when throwing snowballs because the snow is too cold for their hands)

Meanwhile, in case you're wondering, der Schwächling is a non-compound noun that means weakling.

Examples:

Er macht es nicht, weil er seine Hände nicht schmutzig machen will – Er ist so ein Schattenparker!

He isn't doing it because he doesn’t want to get his hands dirty- he is so weak!

Ich bin kein Schattenparker!

I am not a weakling!

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GERMAN WORD OF THE DAY

German word of the day: Einschulung

As children around Germany gear up for their first day of school, we look at a word that helps these youngsters settle into a new phase of life.

German word of the day: Einschulung

Why do I need to know Einschulung?

The word Einschulung, which is difficult to translate in English, reflects a unique cultural tradition for children in Germany. Whether you have kids yourself, your friends and family do, or whether you simply want to acquaint yourself with German customs, this is a word you definitely need to know. 

What does it mean?

Die Einschulung (pronounced like this) can be translated as the “first day of school” in English – but it’s also a lot more than that. Built from the prefix ein, meaning in or into, and the noun Schulung, meaning schooling, Einschulung marks the transition children make into their school years at the age of six. This happens in either late September or October, depending on the German state. 

To the surprise of many foreigners, this first day of school usually takes place on a Saturday. It’s not an ordinary school day, but an enrolment day, and families usually invite loved ones round to celebrate the occasion with lunch or dinner afterwards.

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In another adorable tradition designed to make the shift more exciting than daunting, children are also presented with their very own Schultüte – or school bag – on Einschulung day. This is often filled to the brim with sweets and other treats to sweeten the deal, which is why you may well hear this school bag being nicknamed a Zuckertüte, or sugar bag. 

Overall, the atmosphere of celebration is one way to fill children with positivity about the new phase of life they’re entering into, leaving behind (or at least minimising) the jitters that come with growing up that little bit more. 

Use it like this:

Die Einschulungen meiner Nichte war sehr schön.

My niece’s first day at school was really lovely.

Ich kann mich noch sehr gut an den Tag meiner Einschulung erinnern.

I still have strong memories of my first day at school. 

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