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Inside France: Political farce, far-right fears and sharks under Paris

This week in France has been heavily focused on politics due to the surprise election, from the soap opera and the memes of the right-wing parties to grumpy faces among the Macronists, plus some light relief in the form of the weird stuff underneath Paris.

Inside France: Political farce, far-right fears and sharks under Paris
Is French President Emmanuel Macron driving his own party off a political cliff? Time will tell. Photo by Ludovic MARIN / AFP

Inside France is our weekly look at some of the news, talking points and gossip in France that you might not have heard about. It’s published each Saturday and members can receive it directly to their inbox, by going to their newsletter preferences or adding their email to the sign-up box in this article.

Ciotti chuckles

Anyone who says that the French have no sense of humour has clearly not spent any time on French social media this week as the jokes and memes came thick and fast in response to the ridiculous election shenanigans of the once-mighty right-wing Les Républicains party.

You can find the full details here but to cut a long story short, party leader Eric Ciotti announced an election alliance with the far-right, his fellow party bigwigs were horrified and attempted to expel him, Ciotti locked himself inside the party HQ and refused to allow anyone in, leaders held their meeting elsewhere and voted to expel him from the party, Ciotti refused to accept their verdict and posted a video of him showing up at work as normal the following day, insisting he was still in charge.

The whole thing was a gift for anyone with a Twitter account and a sense of humour. 

Sense of humour

The whole idea that ‘the French aren’t funny’ is an oddly enduring trope. I think it’s to do with the fact that French humour is often highly referential, making it hard for foreigners to get if they don’t understand the references.

READ ALSO 5 tips for understanding French humour and jokes

Far right

Funny as the whole Ciotti episode was, it didn’t quite distract from the widespread horror in France at the prospect of a far-right government, and bafflement over Emmanuel Macron’s high-stakes election gamble.

His announcement on Sunday night of a snap election took the country and the media entirely by surprise and seemed to catch plenty of his own party members off guard too.

The election is a gamble – un pari – Macron is banking on the country to reject the far-right at the polls and hand his party back an absolute majority in parliament. This could happen, or Marine Le Pen’s party could win and Macron would then go down in history as the man who handed the keys of government to the far-right. Or – and most analysts think this is the most likely scenario – no party could win an absolute majority and the parliament could be plunged into an even more messy deadlock.

READ ALSO What do the snap elections mean for France?

One of the most outspoken critics has been Gabriel Attal, the 35-year-old prime minister often described as a Macron protege. This photo of him with a face like thunder has become another meme, embodying all those who think that this election is a very bad idea. 

Talking France

We of course talk about the elections in a special episode of the Talking France podcast – listen here. During the election period we will be releasing the podcast on Mondays, and we will also be doing a bi-weekly election breakdown for anyone who wants to stay in touch with the latest – sign up here.

Sharknado

And if you want something to help you switch off from all the politics, I highly recommend the new Netflix film Sous la Seine (Under Paris). Not because it’s good – it’s not, in fact it’s terrible but it’s so bad that it’s actually hilarious. 

One thing that you might write off as dramatic licence is the idea of an enormous underground lake beneath Paris – but this is actually true. In fact, there’s a lot weird shit under Paris . . .

Inside France is our weekly look at some of the news, talking points and gossip in France that you might not have heard about. It’s published each Saturday and members can receive it directly to their inbox, by going to their newsletter preferences or adding their email to the sign-up box in this article.

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Inside France: France’s dark political waters and Kylian Mbappé’s mask

From the latest developments on the elections and just why they're making so many people very scared indeed, to a failed attempt at 'French bashing' and a certain masked crusader, our weekly newsletter Inside France looks at what we have been talking about in France this week.

Inside France: France's dark political waters and Kylian Mbappé's mask

Inside France is our weekly look at some of the news, talking points and gossip in France that you might not have heard about. It’s published each Saturday and members can receive it directly to their inbox, by going to their newsletter preferences or adding their email to the sign-up box in this article.

Ridiculous to terrifying, no sublime

The French election campaign that began with farce just three weeks ago (remember Eric Ciotti locking himself in his office?) is now veering into very dark waters indeed.

The polls show the far-right Rassemblement National steadily extending its lead, while the party itself has rolled out some horrifying policies, including legalised discrimination against non-French citizens and the creation of a second-class citizen status for dual nationals.

How would ‘French preference’ hurt foreigners in France? 

Several of the most likely outcomes to the election have never happened under France’s Fifth Republic, and the French are now reduced to picking over obscure points of the constitution to try and figure out what happens after July 7th.

A true low point came on Thursday when a row broke out over who really controls the French armed forces – the president or the prime minister. France, let’s not forget, is a nuclear power and one of the leading military forces in Europe.

Talking France

We’re looking at the election latest, and the uncharted waters that France is heading into, in the latest episode of the Talking France podcast – as well as deconstructing a proposed crackdown on second homes. Listen here or on the link below.

Breaking news

‘Interesting’ political times mean no rest for the wicked, or for journalists – we will of course be covering all the latest on Sunday evening.

How to follow all the election latest this weekend

Going French

Popping over to the other side of the Channel for a moment – please do enjoy this absolutely deranged attempt at a campaign advert from the Conservative party, claiming lthat Labour’s Angela Rayner would ‘make the UK like France’ . . . followed by hundreds of comments saying “that sounds great, let’s do this”. I don’t think that’s quite what they intended. 

And it’s true, French workers do have it pretty good.

The perks and benefits that workers in France enjoy

Man in the mask

The other big story in France this week is of course Kylian Mbappé’s mask (worn to protect his broken nose sustained in an earlier Euro 2024 match) which has provoked much comment and many jokes. 

Here’s a spoof version of the sports paper L’Equipe wondering what else he might be getting up to in that mask (rugby fans may have to look away from the blurb at the top of the page).

France next take on Belgium, so expect many jokes since the Belgians are the people that the French most love to mock.

 
 
 
 
 
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Inside France is our weekly look at some of the news, talking points and gossip in France that you might not have heard about. It’s published each Saturday and members can receive it directly to their inbox, by going to their newsletter preferences or adding their email to the sign-up box in this article.

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